Tim Minchin's Pope Song: "Fuck the Motherfucker"

Satirist Tim Minchin offers a song about Pope Maledict and his defense of child rapist priests. Warning: Definitely not safe for work.

Second Coming of Jesus accidentally targeted by US Air Force

But for the actions of a trigger-happy fighter jet pilot, Wednesday could have been the beginning of a new era. But alas, Jesus was shot down.

Finally! A "Keep the Christ in . . ." Facebook Group Worth Joining

Imagine my surprise checking things out on Facebook and discovering an invite to a new and potentially very entertaining new group. They want you to keep the Christ in something . . . a place it belongs!

"Christmas Shoes": Disturbing Christmas Song

Comic Patton Oswald takes apart the very disturbing “Christmas Shoes” by Christian band “New Shoes”.

Enjoy, and happy holidays from the Paliban Daily!

Story of Suzie (Video)

This animated short by TheThinkingAtheist follows Suzie through her day as she prays and worships Jesus for all the good He does in her life.

Palin Memoir Due in November; Promotional Video Leaked

Get your crayons ready: Sarah Palin’s memoir, “Going Rogue: An American Life” is coming November 17.

The 400-page book, originally planned for a spring release, will instead be available in time to stuff the stockings of eager youngsters.

Humor: Horton Hears an Evangelical

I wish I could take credit for this delightful transformation of Dr. Seuss’s Horton into a rational thinking being, but alas, that honor goes to The Exterminator at NoMoreHornets. Enjoy:

California Group Seeks Ban on Divorce

In a move to protect traditional marriage even further than 2008′s Proposition 8, a grassroots campaign has begun to ban divorce in California. Or maybe it’s to make a point about hypocrisy?

Sarah Palin's Retarded Platform: More Trigs!

Today, Sarah Palin resigned as Governor of Alaska. While many are speculating about her motives, a section of her announcement makes it crystal clear: She wants to make a difference by promoting mental handicaps, increasing the number of voters who will support her retarded platform!

Video: Perez Hilton Assaulted

In what can only be viewed as Divine Retribution, God-mocking Sodomite Perez Hilton got DECKED by the manager of the Black Eyed Peas, a demonic live sex act.