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Christine O’Donnell, victim of Moral Activists

Christine O’Donnell is the tragic victim of Moral Activists, the pornographers of the Religious Right. Wash O’Hanley weeps for her lost virtue.

September 21, 2010 / 3 Comments / Read More

Tim Minchin's Pope Song: "Fuck the Motherfucker"

April 30, 2010 8 Comments

Satirist Tim Minchin offers a song about Pope Maledict and his defense of child rapist priests. Warning: Definitely not safe for work.

Second Coming of Jesus accidentally targeted by US Air Force

April 15, 2010 No Comment

But for the actions of a trigger-happy fighter jet pilot, Wednesday could have been the beginning of a new era. But alas, Jesus was shot down.

Finally! A "Keep the Christ in . . ." Facebook Group Worth Joining

January 26, 2010 1 Comment

Imagine my surprise checking things out on Facebook and discovering an invite to a new and potentially very entertaining new group. They want you to keep the Christ in something . . . a place it belongs!

"Christmas Shoes": Disturbing Christmas Song

December 28, 2009 No Comment

Comic Patton Oswald takes apart the very disturbing “Christmas Shoes” by Christian band “New Shoes”.

Enjoy, and happy holidays from the Paliban Daily!

Story of Suzie (Video)

November 3, 2009 No Comment

This animated short by TheThinkingAtheist follows Suzie through her day as she prays and worships Jesus for all the good He does in her life.

Palin Memoir Due in November; Promotional Video Leaked

September 29, 2009 1 Comment

Get your crayons ready: Sarah Palin’s memoir, “Going Rogue: An American Life” is coming November 17.

The 400-page book, originally planned for a spring release, will instead be available in time to stuff the stockings of eager youngsters.

Humor: Horton Hears an Evangelical

September 21, 2009 No Comment

I wish I could take credit for this delightful transformation of Dr. Seuss’s Horton into a rational thinking being, but alas, that honor goes to The Exterminator at NoMoreHornets. Enjoy:

California Group Seeks Ban on Divorce

September 12, 2009 46 Comments

In a move to protect traditional marriage even further than 2008′s Proposition 8, a grassroots campaign has begun to ban divorce in California. Or maybe it’s to make a point about hypocrisy?

Sarah Palin's Retarded Platform: More Trigs!

July 3, 2009 85 Comments

Today, Sarah Palin resigned as Governor of Alaska. While many are speculating about her motives, a section of her announcement makes it crystal clear: She wants to make a difference by promoting mental handicaps, increasing the number of voters who will support her retarded platform!