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Video: Perez Hilton Assaulted

June 23, 2009 1 Comment

In what can only be viewed as Divine Retribution, God-mocking Sodomite Perez Hilton got DECKED by the manager of the Black Eyed Peas, a demonic live sex act.

Ray Comfort: Worldwide Atheist Plot Uncovered

March 8, 2009 No Comment

Proving that there is no low to which they will not stoop, Atheists the world over have united in yet another anti-Christian scheme to destroy the evangelical Christian moral underpinnings of all society. Professor Ray Comfort, Chief Executive Officer of Living Waters Ministries, Inc., has uncovered a massive conspiracy among the entire internet to post negative reviews on Amazon.com about his latest book “You Can Lead an Atheist to Evidence, But You Can’t Make Him Think.”

“Ex-Masturbators” turning young people to Christ.

February 6, 2009 9 Comments

The good people at the Passion for Christ Movement (http://P4CM.com) have recently announced their bold new line of “EX” T-shirts, where proud young Christians can wear the sins of their past lives on their sleeves. Won’t you join them?

Britons not biting Darwin’s bait

February 6, 2009 No Comment

Good news from across the pond this week as a UK think tank, Theos, released its thoroughly independent findings that up to 50% of adult Britons do not believe in Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution.

Garden of Eden Serpent Found

February 5, 2009 2 Comments

Creation scientists have discovered the 6,000-year-old remains of a gigantic snake, from which modern boas are descended. Is this the serpent from the Garden of Eden?

Soulgasm: Christians Gone Wild!

January 20, 2009 7 Comments

Oversexed so-called Christians are promoting sex toys and depraved intimate relations, saying everything goes . . . as long as you’re married. If you’re not married? It proves that you have low self-esteem, and are likely to kill yourself.

Hope on a Rope?

January 15, 2009 1 Comment

No, it’s not a lynching. It’s a disturbing product from dugshop.com. Really, it’s bizarre.

Crazed Iraqi Attempts to Infect GW Bush!

December 17, 2008 1 Comment

In a twist worthy of M. Knight Shyamalan, we learned that the Iraqi shoe-flinger had a far more sinister intent than a simple insult — infecting President G.W. Bush with a communicable disease!