Higgs and homeopathy

With all the news lately about the Large Hadron Collider and evidence for the Higg’s field I had to laugh at this little twitter exchange I saw this morning. It was apparently sparked by an advocate providing a quantum proof of homeopathy.

Homeopathic Potentization Based on Nanoscale Domains: liebertonline.com/doi/abs/10.108… Skeptics still lost in the 20th century

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Dana Ullman (@HomeopathicDana) December 15, 2011

@lecanardnoir YES! 3 modern technologies find nanoparticles even in the 200C potency: tinyurl.com/3ek993g You know this!

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Dana Ullman (@HomeopathicDana) December 15, 2011

@lecanardnoir Your denial is in full color, Mr. Duck. Try harder to pretend you're not in denial and not in the 20th century.

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Dana Ullman (@HomeopathicDana) December 15, 2011

@lecanardnoir @HomeopathicDana I've heard about those homeopathic nanodomains… Each one can hold two bollockules.

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William Heal (@wpheal) December 15, 2011

.@wpheal As CERN announced, the fundamental carrier of the homeopathic force is the quackon – combines with Chakron to create bollockules.

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Andy Lewis (@lecanardnoir) December 15, 2011

Decays rapidly into Qi mesons through the weak explanatory force.

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Andy Lewis (@lecanardnoir) December 15, 2011

@lecanardnoir @wpheal Do Quackons, Chakrons and Bollockules all travel at the speed of woo?

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Chris McCray (@cjjmccray) December 15, 2011

Homeopathy can be understood within a version of string theory – string-along theory. A brane-less version of M-theory.

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Andy Lewis (@lecanardnoir) December 15, 2011

Advocates of homeopathy tend to favour zero-deminsional P-brane models, naturally.

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Andy Lewis (@lecanardnoir) December 15, 2011

Homeopathic Uncertainty Principle: Product Homeopathic assertion and Homeopathic evidence cannot be greater than Hx – the infinitessimal

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Andy Lewis (@lecanardnoir) December 15, 2011

@lecanardnoir is Qi the opposite of iQ?

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William Lee (@wildscrutineer) December 15, 2011

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