Video: Perez Hilton Assaulted

June 23, 2009 | Filed under: Humor,US | Posted by:

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Young Turks and Perez Hilton YouTubeIn what can only be viewed as Divine Retribution, God-mocking Sodomite Perez Hilton got DECKED by the manager of the Black Eyed Peas, a demonic live sex act.

Fresh off his high from destroying the career of the Godly Carrie Prejean, Hilton thought it a good idea to start picking on adult performer “fergie” and her lusty horndog partner, will.i.am, outside the nightclub where they were performing their bizarre S&M act.

Polo Marina, the group’s manager and chief fluffer, intervened. Striking Hilton with his “manbag”, he thought the matter settled. But then Hilton had him arrested!!

Video here: http://www.popcrunch.com/perez-hilton-punched-video/

We’ll be looking into as many details as we can find. How many infants have the Black Eyed Peas sacrificed on stage? Does Polo Marina wear Mantyhose? These questions and more will be answered in our upcoming expose, “Black Eyed Peas: Perversion for a Price”.

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One Response to Video: Perez Hilton Assaulted

  1. avatar mamamac September 13, 2009 - 2:32 pm

    Even if Perez Hilton is a “God-mocking Sodomite”, (I can’t tolerate him) do you really think it’s Christian-like news to even report/repost? And do you feel the actions taken against him were justified because of his beliefs? No matter what he believes or practices, two wrongs don’t make a right. Besides, are we to judge him for who/what he is? That isn’t our place. I think it’s sad there are stories like this here.

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