Ray Comfort: Worldwide Atheist Plot Uncovered

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Proving that there is no low to which they will not stoop, Atheists the world over have united in yet another anti-Christian scheme to destroy the evangelical Christian moral underpinnings of all society. Professor Ray Comfort, Chief Executive Officer of Living Waters Ministries, Inc., and founding member of the Jesus Christ Super Fan Fun Club, has uncovered a massive conspiracy among the entire internet to post negative reviews on Amazon.com about his latest book “You can Lead an Atheist to Evidence, but you Can’t Make him Think.”

As World Net Daily reported on Wednesday, March 4, 2009, Comfort discovered the conspiracy when one reviewer pointed out that “You can tell how good this book is by how many atheists are claiming to have read it and then give it a one-star review.”  Comfort was quickly on the case and within no time at all discovered the source of this treachery was none other than the well-known tightly-knit Atheist Cabal otherwise known as Reddit.com.

Although the site claims to be a social news aggregator, its heathen sympathies are made all too obvious in these comments by two of the site’s tens of thousands of users, which are obviously representative of the site as a whole:

“Let’s all vote one star on this piece of s—.” – The Milkman

“Comfort can’t be as stupid as he pretends to be. I doubt he’s pretending…” – jerecho

“Are you contradicting Chuck Norris? That could be dangerous.” – vishtr

Note the coordination efforts and high degree of planning that went into this particular conspiracy.  Observe this comment from “Mithridates,” which reads as though it came out of the Communist Manifesto itself:

“Pro-tip for people reviewing the book: giving it one or five stars makes it painfully obvious that you’re just giving it that number because you feel the author to be on or against your side. To actually make it look like a real review you’re going to want to go with two or four stars.”

Clearly every negative review of this book must come from this same atheistic conspiracy, as there is no other explanation for why a book which received so many other positive reviews would receive so many negative ones.  As empirical proof of the book’s obvious quality, consider this unbiased review from General JC Christian, American Patriot:

Dr. Comfort’s book is amazing. It may be the best primer for defeating an atheist I’ve ever read. I’m particularly fond of how he proves the existence of God by pointing out the perfection of the banana and the fact that the atmosphere is 78.09% nitrogen and 20.95% oxygen–”the exact mixture that his [Adam's] lungs and blood needed to survive.” Take that atheists!

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