Mantyhose: Euro Fashion Leads Americans into Sin
Editor’s note: Before July, 2009, this website (then called “Paliban Daily”) was a parody of right-wing news sites. This article from that time has been left unedited. Enjoy! – Mike
Once upon a time, transvestism was a deep, dark secret. Now, depraved European “metrosexuals” are now trying to lure Godly American men into perversion and sin with their “mantyhose”. What would Jesus do?
He’d stone them.
As you can see in these “mantyhose” promotional photos, some so-called men are quite proud to wear ladies’ undergarments.


Maybe it should be called “pansyhose” instead?
As reported in the NY Daily News, transvestites and would-be drag queens longing to emulate Batman (more like Catwoman!) have been snapping them up by the bucketload:
Deborrah Ashley, managing director of Luxelegwear.com, sells 13 different lines of hosiery for men, but when her site launched in 2005, she sold just one line.
Sales have been steadily increasing, Ashley says, and the Batman craze fueled by “The Dark Knight” mid-July gave the site a spike.
There’s even a website devoted to promoting this cross-dressing fad: Http://www.e-mancipate.net/
Warning: This site is not safe for work. Really, iPrism blocks it due to nudity.
With article titles like “Is Pink Pantyhose too Femmy for Men?” and “Clip Shows Male Singer in Hose”, we don’t need to look too closely to see just why it’s blocked. There are even perverse sex stories like, “Truck Driver Wears Hose During Long Trips”!
Text fiction isn’t enough? Not sufficiently certain of your own damnation? Buy their book . . . yes, they have a book.
27 Ways of Wearing Pantyhose As a Man, a 51-page full-color pornographic photo book, will cost you only $35.96 plus shipping, handling, and your immortal soul.
Are you as disturbed and disgusted by this perverse new trend as we are? It’s not only bizarre and perverse, but also a violation of God’s Law!
Deuteronomy 22:5
The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman’s garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
Yep, you got it. Mantyhose are your one-way ticket to Hell!
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Jenny Donati is webmistress and co-editor of Secular News Daily. Jenny is an outspoken secularist who believes firmly in the separation of church and state. She demands evidence to support arguments, and holds herself to the same standard. She doesn't write about herself in the third person . . . but there's a first time for everything.
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Yes and all of you women who have ever put on a pair of jeans/pants/sweats etc. are going to burn in hell along with the gay homosexuals.
Dr. Benway, you’re welcome to register and start a Member Journal in which you can explain exactly why the Bible is wrong.
I’ve no doubt any number of Godly Christians would be happy to help you to a greater understanding of God’s Word, and the absolute Truth contained therein!
Seriously? Seriously? I really thought this was social commentary (ha ha ha, pornographic truck driver). I got a good laugh out of it. UNTIL I realized that I had stumbled into a hate site. Let those who will criticize me, BUT, I am a christian who is strong in his faith. I just happen to disagree with the hate mongering going on here. Jesus would stone them? Really guys? The message that you take from the Bible is “Hate all those who you don’t agree with”? Maybe we read a different book because I’m certain that the book which I read took a slightly different tone. I believe that a great many people have been harmed, and even killed due to similar hate which has been spread over the internet. Remember, the Devil commonly uses hate and ignorance to further his agenda. Don’t allow yourself to be taken in by such obvious hatefulness. Try to read the bible and do what Jesus would do. Don’t judge, be meek and kind, love one another, and treat people as you would have them treat you.
How can you call this a hate site?
The Bible lays out God’s expectations very clearly. We’re repeating them for your edification.
If you don’t like God’s Word, CJ, then I’d say you are no Christian.
Do you think Jesus was “meek” when He threw the salespeople and money changers out of the Temple, flogging them? How about when He cursed a fig tree to death for not bearing Him fruit out of season?
Will you consider Him “meek” when He returns and slaughters 1/3 of the world’s population? Or have you not bothered to read Revelation, you devoted Bible scholar?