GW Bush Abandons God – Economic Collapse Explained

In an interview on ABC’s Nightline Monday evening, so-called Christian George W. Bush finally admitted why America’s economy is collapsing. He has kicked God out of the White House!

Asked whether the Bible was true, Bush replied: “Probably not. No, I’m not a literalist, but I think you can learn a lot from it, but I do think that the New Testament for example is … has got … You know, the important lesson is ‘God sent a son’.”

He went even further, saying, “I do believe there is an almighty that is broad and big enough and loving enough that can encompass a lot of people,” and that he prays to the same god as those of different religions!

For the past eight years, Bush has declared himself a Bible-believing Christian to anyone who would listen. Millions supported his candidacy against atheist Al Gore and Catholic John Kerry, specifically because he stated he was a follower of Jesus. His actions — working against gay marriage, fighting baby-killing (abortion), redirecting taxpayer funds to churches for “faith-based initiatives”, entering a “crusade” in Iraq — all seemed to bear this out.

Now, this bombshell.

We’re flabbergasted. Bush, far from being God’s candidate, hand-picked from above in 2000 to be President, appears to have been Satan’s sleeper cell! He was just playing a role, his true goal to bring God’s wrath upon America!

At least Bush said one honest thing:

You’re getting me way out of my lane here. I’m just a simple president.

OK, we can’t argue with that.

He went on to declare:

. . . evolution is an interesting subject. I happen to believe that evolution doesn’t fully explain the mystery of life. I think that God created the Earth, created the world; I think the creation of the world is so mysterious it requires something as large as an almighty and I don’t think it’s incompatible with the scientific proof that there is evolution.

Scientific proof! He throws away God’s OWN Word for “scientific proof”!

Bush rounded out his heretical commentary with a simple statement proving his disbelief:

The important lesson is ‘God sent a son.’

The Christian doctrine of the Trinity, conceived to allow Jews to remain monotheistic while worshiping a single, three-headed god, states that God IS Jesus. Did Bush miss that in Bible study?

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Jean Poole

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